Declutter Your Life: A Survival Guide

Declutter Your Life: A Survival Guide

Okay, let's face it. Our homes are like black holes that suck up everything from old socks to expired yogurt. It's time to take back our space and turn our clutter into a clutter-free zone. Think of it as a detox for your home.

Box 1: The TRASH heap of doom 

This is your designated dump site for the unwanted, the unloved, and the downright disgusting. Pro tip: Skip the box and go straight for trash bags. You'll thank me later when you're not wrestling with a cardboard monstrosity. And remember, recycling is like giving the planet a high-five.

Box 2: Let It Go (Immitating Elsa Singing)

This box is for items that are still breathing but are basically dead to you. Think old books that are collecting dust faster than your grandma's knitting needles. Whether you want to give them a new home, sell them for a quick buck, or just get rid of them so you can stop tripping over them, the choice is yours.

Box 3: Black Hole of Belongings (Where things disapper without a trace)

This is for the stuff you can't bear to part with but don't need on a daily basis. Think seasonal decorations that only come out once a year to haunt your attic. Just be sure to label everything so you don't end up digging through a pile of boxes to find your favorite Christmas sweater.

Box 4: Lost and Found (I'll Find It Later)

This box is for the misplaced items that are just wandering around aimlessly. Think socks that have lost their partner, toys that have escaped their designated play area, and books that are mysteriously appearing in your bathroom. Sort them into their proper homes and watch the chaos disappear.

Box 5: Home Hackers (Repair/Replace) 

For those items that are still worth saving but need a little TLC. This box is for the do it yourself  and the sentimental souls who believe that things can always be fixed.

Hasta La Vista, clutter!

See you next time...

- Joslyn